The things I put up with

Welcome to my world. The first picture is my colleague’s annoyingsmileything – it is solar-powered (WTF?) and nods it’s head from side to side – all day. Next up, is the f*ingannoyingplant – it too harnesses the suns rays, so it can flap (yes, flap) it’s leaves for the next millennia or so. They are both positioned on my colleague’s desk so that there is flapping and nodding distracting my eyes all day.

I swear next time she goes on holiday I am putting them in a bucket of water.