I know this to be true....

• It is not a good idea to run for 6 miles (10 Kms) in new trainers.
• Some people consider it a sign of vanity if you know you have a zit on your back.
• I do not look 39 - apparently I'm 35 at a push.
• Not all chubby, sweaty, gay spaniards who offer lifts to guys on the side of a road are psycho-killers.
• Every time a man lies about waxing his back, more hair grows on it. Apparently.