Out in Soho

• We were out in London’s down-at-heel Soho last night, for the pony’s work’s Gay and Lesbian group’s drinks. There was the usual divide between the MBA students and those not studying. We’d arranged a couple of our more glamorous friends to come along, in order to bail us out after a suitable interval. Does that make us bad?
  
  The drinks were in a separate room in the bar and when D + S arrived we weren’t in that room. In order that the others could see we were leaving with glamorous friends, we went back into the room, so D + S could make an entrance and we could be seen to be leaving with friends. Does that make us bad?
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  While waiting in line at Busaba Eatthai, the blonde one from Girls Aloud (complete with handsome boyfriend!) was walking down Wardour St, chased by paparazzi. I can reveal that she went into Oddbins, and according to the girls next to me was ‘too thin, too orange and her head was too big’. Catty.