So here goes......

Well I suppose I have been thinking about starting a blog for a while, sort of so I don't have to keep sending the same emails to friends and family, and also a bit of a record of my thoughts. And it's not as if my partner of nine years, (hereafter referred to as Pony - I think he will like that name and I can always revert to his real name if he likes, or another non-de-plume), and I never do anything interesting, and I can write a little bit.

So well in fact that I got an A for English in my Victorian (the Australian state, not the era) HSC, that mark was then beaten by my (much) younger sister a few years later. Of course we all know that academic standards in the early 80s were much more rigorous those in the late eighties (and don't get me started on current education standards etc. etc. ). Pardon me for blowing my own trumpet, but I get that from my mother's side of the family.

Anyway, the Pony and I have been living in London, (St John's Wood to be exact, and no, it's not South Kilburn) now for almost 3 years, after 5 years in the lovely Melbourne suburb of Fitzroy, and 18ish months in Rome. He's British (or English, although he'd probably prefer I wrote 'European'), I'm Australian, hence the tussle as to where we live. Not that either of us mind where we live, which is lucky for both of I suppose. I love London and the UK almost as much as I love Australia and Melbourne, maybe as much, but for different reasons - does that make sense?

So last Thursday the Pony and I and C (he) + B (she), (friends of ours, obviously - we don't tend to go on holiday with random strangers), flew to Marrakech for four days. We had a great time, stayed at Casa Lalla,(photo of us with Olivier, the the hotel's boxer above), a riad run by the painfully shy (at first we had thought he was aloof) Michelin-starred chef Richard Neat and his wife Sophie. We only had one meal there, although with hindsight we should have made it two. It was fantastic food, especially for the price. We also ate at Al Fassia, which was also very good - although apparently we should have ordered the shoulder of lamb studded with almonds (walnuts?). I am now trying to find a recipe for that, because of course I'll be able to cook their signature dish much better than they possibly could. And we were very happy when we discovered Al Fassia was licensed to sell alcohol after our guidebook said it wasn't (It's not like me to obsess about wine and food, at all. Actually, we walked for an hour the next day to buy wine from a shop for our Richard Neat meal - Moroccan wine, but not too bad either - high praise from a sortof wine-snob).

The rest of our four-day weekend was spent wandering (read getting lost in) the souks, drinking the very sweet mint tea (It grows on you - but in a good way), eating tagines and speaking very bad French (me, not the pony - he is 'fluent' in four languages (read two, and can get by in two)). Oh, and screaming and running whenever a snakecharmer tried to deposit a snake anywhere near us (that was the Pony - he hates anything creepy crawly and does scream a bit). I feel a bit guilty because we didn't get around to visiting any tombs, palaces or mosques (but we were told mosques were off-limits), but we enjoyed ourselves anyway which is more important (is it?).

The Pony and I were also disappointed because we were only approached by one male prostitute (Morocco is notorious for them), we surely don't look that straight? (Well, maybe I do, but that because I was brought up in country Australia - and I pass for butch in the UK, certainly not in Australia.) We also took a 4WD tour into the Atlas mountains, which was excellent, and we managed to get some camel and ass-riding in (as C was calling it - he is very smutty, which is one of the many reasons I like him!).

It seems there was only one gay club in town, so the Pony and I decided to brave it ('Diamant Noir' it was glamorously called), which was supposed to have some sort of Gay Interest (or GI as we like to call it), but it's GI was in fact 1.5 (out of ten, it's important to mark things out of ten). I think I saw one other gay couple there and a few loose (i.e. single) gay-men, but it was pretty dire. (A measure of how dire it was - we reflected afterwards that not one track was played that was released later than about 1992). We left about 1:00, and then had to wake the riad staff up, as our key wouldn't open the door. Ooops (and no we weren't pissed - well maybe we were, but it was a problem with the lock - they had to call a locksmith the next day).

Oh and there were other people staying at the riad of course, our favourites being Tory-boy and Tory-girl (he was going to stand as a Tory (i.e. Conservative ) councillor in Wimbledon, she was a researcher (assistant?) to a Tory MP in the House of Commons (where else would a Tory MP be you pedants ask?).

We first noticed them as they were mauling each other waiting for their luggage to come off our flight. We started to joke about them then because he was very camp (we originally called her Liza, as in Minelli, always marrying gay men). We had a bit of a chat/political discussion with them after dinner on Saturday. He claimed he didn't like Tony Blair (which is not what I had the problem with), but the reason he gave was 'because this government does nothing for people like me'. I countered that perhaps public-school (i.e. private school for Australians), middle-class advertising execs living in leafy South London (as opposed to bleak - guncrime riddled South London) didn't need that much done for them. I couldn't really be bothered after that (a problem I regard as one of my weaknesses - the Pony took it upon himself to educate Liza about Clause 28 (recently revoked anti-gay legislation introduced by Margaret Thatcher) etc etc.) That's one of the reasons I love him - I just took it upon myself to drink more.

So we arrived back at gateways Sunday night (oh the shame of not flying from heather - will we ever live it down?) and then the Pony threw a hissy fit with the conductor on the Gatwick Express. We arrived home around 2:00 which meant Monday was pretty dire at work, but apparently I had a tan. I realize now that my face is peeling, that I must have got more sun than I thought.

The rest of this week has been quiet - concentrating on work and the gym (looks like some SAP work will finally be coming my way). Tonight we have the lovely M (english) and O (mexican) over for dinner, with C + B, and possibly D + S. M,O, Pony + I are going to go on to Fiction afterwards (B + D have to work tomorrow, so aren't joining us). It's our first night clubbing since NYE, so we're a bit excited!